Bad Llama Men's Performance Tee

Rarity: Epic

Description: You bought running gear from a Bad Llama. Either you're incredibly brave, incredibly fast, or your decision-making skills need professional evaluation. Featuring an authentic Floor 12 Bad Llama proudly offering a pair of totally legitimate carbon-plated super shoes, this shirt lets everyone know you're willing to acquire performance gear from sources the System strongly advises against. The subtle lava glow and HAIL GRULL tattoo are included for those observant enough to appreciate quality merchandise.

Passive Ability - Questionable Connections: Other Dungeon Crawler Carl fans can identify one another from surprising distances. Wearing this item significantly increases the chance of receiving knowing nods, double takes, and unsolicited book recommendations.

Passive Ability - Looks Fast: While this item provides no measurable increase in speed, you will absolutely look like someone who owns multiple pairs of carbon-plated shoes.

Active Skill - Certified Speed Boost: Activates automatically whenever someone asks, "Where did you get that shirt?"

Flavor Text: "The shoes are authentic. The llama swears. And he's never lied to anyone who could catch him. HAIL GRULL!"

Product: Sport-Tek ST350 Sport-Tek ® PosiCharge ® Competitor™ Tee. ST350

• 3.8 oz.,

• 100% polyester interlock

• PosiCharge technology

• Removable tag for comfort and relabeling

• Set-in sleeves

• Moisture-wicking