Dark Grey Hthr - LST402 - FRONT

"There Sure Were a Lot of Babies in There, Carl." Women's Performance Tank

Dark Grey Hthr / XS
$24.00
$24.00
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Dark Grey Hthr - LST402 - FRONT
  • Dark Grey Hthr - LST402 - FRONT
  • Dark Grey Hthr - LST402 - BACK
  • Black Triad So - LST402 - BACK
  • Dark Grey Hthr - LST402 - FRONT
  • Dark Grey Hthr - LST402 - BACK
  • Black Triad So - LST402 - BACK
"There Sure Were a Lot of Babies in There, Carl." Women's Performance Tank

"There Sure Were a Lot of Babies in There, Carl." Women's Performance Tank

$24.00
$24.00
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Legendary Apparel (For runners with a dark sense of humor and impeccable taste in audiobooks.)

Description: Every fandom has that quote. The one that instantly separates the casual readers from the true fans. No explanation required. No context offered. Just uncontrollable laughter from the people who understand—and complete confusion from everyone else.

This lightweight performance tank celebrates one of the most unforgettable moments in the dungeon with a bold, explosive graphic worthy of the chaos that inspired it. Built from breathable, moisture-wicking fabric, it's designed to keep you cool through tempo runs, race days, and those long miles where your brain starts replaying your favorite audiobook scenes.

If someone laughs when they read your shirt...

Congratulations. You just found another crawler.

Passive Ability — Fan Detection: Any fellow fan within visual range has a significantly increased chance of saying: "No way... I love Dungeon Crawler Carl!" Friendships have started with less.

Passive Ability — Emotional Damage: Confused strangers will ask, "Wait... what babies?" You are under no obligation to explain. In fact...It's probably funnier if you don't.

Active Skill — Mile Improvement: At the exact moment your run starts getting difficult, glance down at your tank. Remember the scene. Laugh out loud. Forget you're tired for at least the next quarter mile.

 

 

System Warning: This performance tank will not improve your VO₂ max. It may, however, cause spontaneous conversations at races, run clubs, and finish lines with complete strangers who immediately become your favorite people. Wear responsibly.

Product: Sport-Tek LST402 Sport-Tek ® Ladies PosiCharge ® Tri-Blend Wicking Tank. LST402

  • 4.4-ounce, 75/13/12 poly/cotton/rayon jersey with PosiCharge technology

  • 4.6-ounce, 75/13/12 poly/cotton/rayon jersey with PosiCharge technology (Black Triad Solid)

  • Tear-away removable label

  • Self-fabric binding at neck and armholes

  • Slight drop tail hem

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