"This Is an Outrage!" Women's Crop Tank

Legendary Apparel (Royally Approved. Mildly Judgmental.)

Description: Some days, running feels effortless. This shirt is not for those days. This crop tank is for the mornings when your alarm goes off too early, your legs are still sore from yesterday, and the weather somehow manages to be both too hot and too humid. In other words...

This is an outrage.

Featuring Her Royal Majesty, Princess Donut, in all her glamorous glory, this lightweight crop tank is made for runners who know that complaining about the run and finishing the run are not mutually exclusive. You can roll your eyes...Question your life choices...Declare the entire situation unacceptable...and still crush every mile.

Because that's what crawlers do.

Passive Ability — Royal Sass: +50 Confidence +100 Attitude Your resting facial expression now says, "I'm annoyed, but I'm still going to beat you to the finish line."

Passive Ability — Stylish Defiance: The cropped athletic fit keeps you cool while reminding everyone that looking good and running hard are perfectly compatible. Sweat happens. Looking fabulous is a choice.

Active Skill — Public Complaint: Once per run, dramatically announce:

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"

Nearby runners instantly understand one of two things: They're having the exact same kind of run or they just found another Dungeon Crawler Carl fan.

Either way, you've made a friend.

System Warning: This crop tank does not eliminate hills. It does not lower the humidity. It does not make tempo runs enjoyable. It simply reminds you that every great adventure deserves a little dramatic commentary.

Product: Bella + Canvas 6682 Ladies' Racerback Cropped Tank

• 4.2 oz.

• 52% combed and ring spun cotton, 48% polyester

• 32 singles

• Raw arm hole (no seam finishing)

• Racerback

• Raw-edge armholes

• Cropped fit

• Side-seamed

• Tear away label